Mountaineers Set to Score Big This Year

One of the "Up and Cuming" stars of the WVU spring practice is John Holmes. Coach Rod says "he moves pretty good for a dead, three legged white guy! "






Jack Horner (pictured at left instructing Dirk) is putting all his money on WVU to "score, and score often" with the addition of Holmes.







In other news, Coach Rod admitted that he is still looking for a "hole plugger" in the middle of his defensive line, and has inquired about the availability of Ron Jeremy.

Habitual hole plugger Ron Jeremy could be headed to Morgantown