Sausage Party at The Mansion

Imagine if you were voted into the Playboy Pre-season All-American team, and when you got to the Mansion, it was just you and a bunch of guys! (ht:Chas) That would have to be the ultimate let down in my book. I can see being on the plane, getting all worked up about how many beautiful women you are going to be surrounded by. You get to the front door after hours of restless anticipation, you knock, the door opens, and you see this!