The Obligatory Poor Working Bastard Post

If you are like me, and had to get out of bed this morning for no other reason than "The Shoppe was open", this post is for you.

Be thankful you don't have to play the same worn out song for drunk white people all day, every day.

Be thankful your not hung like an inch worm!

Be thankful you weren't the butt of every joke for a year!

Your name isn't Chuck Landon!

Be thankful you got to listen to Jack Fleming call your favoite team's games!