Thursday, August 24, 2006

Give us your drunk, your principal screwing, your...oh hell, put a helmet on and get in there!

Marshall, being the risk takers that they are have accepted former Tennessee Tight End Joseph Lee Smith to attend and play football for the university. Lee was kicked off the UT team for DUI.

Smith had also been in the middle of a Knox County Schools investigation that involved Powell High assistant principal Kimberly Kallenberg, who was suspended amid allegations she had a sexual relationship with a student athlete and tampered with students' grades.

When questioned about the sex scandal, Lee said...

I! Never! Had! Sexual! Relations! With! That! Woman!



Here are some other Marshall transfer hopefuls:

John Mark Karr: Small, but has "deceptive" speed, and could make a good possession receiver.



Charles Manson: Also possesses "deceptive" speed, and just crazy enough to go across the middle!


Paul "Pee Wee" Rubins: Sometimes you just need someone to bring the kids into the game.

4 comments:

Butch said...

hehe!

10 days until UofL kicks the shit outa UK (I hope)

Johnny said...

Hey Butch. Hope everything is going well. Best of luck with UK. I don't think you'll need it, but good luck just the same. I'm really excited about this season. I can't wait until you guys play Miami, or as Keith Jackson says, "Miamah". You win that game, no one will have any questions. If someone else from the Big East can finish the season in the top 25, it would go a long way!
I think Pitt will catch some people off guard this year, and Rutgers could be good.

Take care.

Butch said...
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Butch said...

Rutgers has more talent than they get credit for...

I'm starting to work on the interview questions...