First post, and I'm already going against my Manifesto, but.....

...this takes the cake!

LONDON (AP) - Wheelchair tennis player Ilanit Fridman of Israel has been suspended one month after testing positive for a banned substance that is used to treat asthma.

I never knew the stakes were so high! I was going to post a picture, but I think anything I post past this point would be in extremely bad taste.