Now I know why I hate the NET

Retards in the Alley! There is a great Dead Milkmen song that I can't remember the title of at the moment that would really capture the moment! "Head on Collision", maybe? In all honesty, the NET does have some decent food, but at most you could get 50 people in there comfortably, and not get a citation from the Fire Chief. Luckily, a crowd of several was on hand for this event.

In the ultimate failure to even copy your big brother, Terd fans burned a recliner in the alley behind the NET.
The burning of a recliner here Thursday evening at the North End Tavern was one of just many highlights at the inaugural “Rally in the Alley,” which was the only Marshall University caravan function to come to town this year.

Highlights? I'm underwhelmed! It's a couch, or nothing here at couch burning derby.


If this next statement is true, why no sell-outs in that crackerbox you call a football stadium? “Marshall fans are some of the most diehard true believing fans on the face of the planet. It’s a great crowd here and they are hardcore football fans.”