Lord, strike me dead if I ever do anything as stupid as this:
Finally, Rodriguez would like to ask a few bozos out there for a favor: please stop emailing kicker Pat McAfee. The sophomore has apparently been getting notes chastising him for being injured or out of shape.
"I don’t understand why some of our fans would email our kids," asked the dumbfounded head coach. "They shouldn’t do that to those guys. Our kids are working hard. A bunch of fans were emailing Pat McAfee. He asked me what advice I had and I told him to do what I do: don’t read them. That solves that problem."