The Coal Tattoo

The Coal Tattoo is a lazy attempt to post something through whiskey soaked eyes. It's not that we don't care. We just have other things to think about.

Mike Vanderjagt is back in Canada. Er, the CFL. At least he won't make Mountaineer fans cringe the next time he opens his...

Vanderjagt said his focus is to become the CFL's most accurate kicker and help solidify his case for inclusion in the Pro Football Hall of Fame.

Hall of Fame? Really? Let's see, Ray Guy is in. Right? Maybe a couple other kickers. I don't really follow pro ball too much anymore. So let's be generous. Ray, a couple others, and you. Yeah! You wait right there. I'm sure they'll be calling you to Canton real soon.


Joe Alexander looks to be leaving. Wish he wouldn't but I can't blame him. I'd have a whiskey water fountain installed first thing!

This thing about Rod's agent being involved in gambling might mean more to Michigan fans than West Virginia fans. Unless we find out that the Pitt game was rigged. Then there might be trouble.

Athlon has WV at #7 in their preseason poll. You know, it's not like I don't want them to be #7 or better, but fuck man, it just doesn't seem right with all the folks that left on defense from last year. Is it just me?