Election Day Blues

I really wish I had time for this every day. But I don't. I got the idea yesterday about the time Phil was announcing he would step down, that I should do a song about it. Hey! Great! But no time to write about the game that happened last Saturday, nor any time to write about the big game this weekend with Cincy.

Anyway, here's a link to the video.

I don't even have time to find a good election night drinking game. So if you have one, how's bout you put it in the comments for everyone to enjoy. Otherwise, drink according to this:

Take a sip of your red drink if:

- McCain wins a state

-Anyone utters the word "maverick."

- Joe the Plumber makes an appearance. (double points if he's gotten his plumber's license)

- A pundit implies that Sarah Palin is hot.

- Someone refers to Barack Obama as a socialist.

- Anyone says anything nice about George Bush.

Take a sip of your blue drink if:

- Obama wins a state.

- Anyone utters the word "historic" in reference to Obama's campaign.

- Hillary Clinton makes an appearance. (double points if Bill shows up too)

- A pundit implies that John McCain is senile.

- Someone mentions Tina Fey.

- Anyone says anything nice about John Kerry.

Take one sip from both drinks if:

-A news anchor declares that a race is "too close to call."

Throw in the towel if:

-A news anchor announces that, once again, Florida is the presidential tie-breaker.

Fridays Were Made For Dick Jokes

Yea! Friday! The above picture via SbB. It's not a fake. At least not that I can tell. And you probably know what's coming next......



Hey, speaking of dicks, Fulmer was served a subpoena yesterday at the SEC media days. I don't really know why I don't like Fulmer. Maybe the Fulmer Cup makes it easy. Maybe I just got on that hate train a long time ago and find it hard to leave. Or just don't care to. Anyhow, the SEC is by far the most interesting conference, even when they're not playing football. Thank you south!

Not dick related, but if he goes when JoPa retires I wonder if that won't change. I like Greg Schiano and respect the hell out of what he's been able to do at Rutgers. A little advice, when or if you do leave, be honest with people. Don't ruin all these years of goodwill with a media spat that no one comes out the winner. Just saying.....


Ok, enjoy your weekend....